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Hello! I'm Ethan.
I am a writer, photographer, artist, scientist, and etcetera.
This blog is exclusively reblogs. For original content, see my personal tumblr.
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THIS LAYOUT IS TOTALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Like imagine some road-sign image with some dude diggin', some totally throwback 90's image, maybe some glitter, animatin' it up right here. I'm currently that dude, wearin' a hardhat, diggin'... in uh... the HTML. That's how I code. With a shovel.

It takes a while.
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So I normally don’t reblog porn or anything, but wait, hear me out on this one.

This is very good quality, cinematic style, 720p professionally shot sex. It’s respectful, it’s real. How often have you ever actually seen real sex? Watching normal porn doesn’t count. Sorry. Come on. You and I both know that. And sure, even if you’ve had sex a few hundred times, watching it, and not in person, either, is a big change. This is what sex is supposed to be, and it’s beautiful.

Since it does put itself up to these higher standards I do feel justified in pointing out some of it’s weak points. Obviously: the music. Sucks. But it doesn’t go all the way through, luckily. Also, the guy’s penis distracted me for like the first solid minute because of how small it was. I mean, he was cute, not a horrible body, I like his face, but on the close-ups down there it was hard to focus on the sex because I was too much like, wow, he can’t pull it out very far or else he’ll just… be out. My last criticism is that while the guy obviously came at the end, I can’t say that the woman came obviously at any point? There are a couple points where, sure, we could review and say, “yeah, she might’ve came right there,” but I guess if it happened I would’ve liked it to have been emphasized more.

Those three things aside though, these are twelve minutes of video that will not be a waste of your life. Watch this porn.

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: porn : sex
~Sunday, February 6

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~Sunday, January 30

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~Thursday, January 27

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777th post. Socks.

777th post. Socks.

~Monday, January 17

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“Do you have many friends in the area?”

“No.”

“Oh, that’s too bad.”

No, it’s not.

~Tuesday, December 28

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Not that I’m using this account or anything, but… this is a great video.

Your faith is a joke.

(and everyone knows it.)

~Tuesday, December 21

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Guys I Am Moving Tumblrs

Basically anyway

I don’t ever really sign on this one anymore and when I do it’s never to post anything.

I post pretty much everything I am going to post over at my other tumblr. This one. ethanjhulbert.tumblr.com.

So yeah. Follow me over there. Or not. I just thought I’d let you know!

~Friday, December 17

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Yup, pretty much what I learned in sex ed right here.

Yup, pretty much what I learned in sex ed right here.

: alien : baby
~Wednesday, December 15

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sofapizza:

corriedude:
FUCK YEAH, SOCKS! my favorite stocking stuffer OF ALL TIME

I won some socks as a bingo prize this Thanksgiving! AND IT WAS AWESOME! I’M EVEN WEARIN’ ‘EM NOW!!
Everybody was like “awww you didn’t get chocolate” and I was like BITCHES I’D RATHER EAT HEALTHY AND LOOK STYLIN’ IN SOME WARM SOCKS just kidding I didn’t say that to my family, but I was totally thinking it.

sofapizza:

corriedude:

FUCK YEAH, SOCKS! my favorite stocking stuffer OF ALL TIME

I won some socks as a bingo prize this Thanksgiving! AND IT WAS AWESOME! I’M EVEN WEARIN’ ‘EM NOW!!

Everybody was like “awww you didn’t get chocolate” and I was like BITCHES I’D RATHER EAT HEALTHY AND LOOK STYLIN’ IN SOME WARM SOCKS just kidding I didn’t say that to my family, but I was totally thinking it.

~Wednesday, December 15

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fuckyeahlink:

Submitted by danyuill
A Link to the Future
too much awesome

“Great Deku Tree!”

fuckyeahlink:

Submitted by danyuill

A Link to the Future

too much awesome

“Great Deku Tree!”

~Saturday, December 11

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I have been totally crushing on this man for days.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S MARRIED TO A WOMAN, SHUT UP

I have been totally crushing on this man for days.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S MARRIED TO A WOMAN, SHUT UP

~Thursday, December 9

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monsterpussy:

thanks Corcoran, now get back to work!

“Everyone Uses Computers: Most of them are looking at pictures of cats.”
BUT WHAT IF THEY’RE TERRORIST CATS HUH

monsterpussy:

thanks Corcoran, now get back to work!

Everyone Uses Computers: Most of them are looking at pictures of cats.”

BUT WHAT IF THEY’RE TERRORIST CATS HUH

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~Thursday, December 9

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Had I never lived, someone would probably have formulated the principle of indeterminacy; if Beethoven had never lived, no one would have written Opus 111.
— A most beautiful and touching quotation by Werner Heisenberg (the originator of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and an avid fan of classical music).
~Thursday, December 9

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crookedindifference:

NPR: Apollo 11 Lunar Landing Map, superimposed on a soccer field

This is NASA’s version of everywhere Neil and Buzz went on the moon’s  surface in 1969. The lunar landing vehicle, marked LM on the map, is at  the center. You can click and look around at the details.
When you superimpose a soccer field on top of NASA’s map, it turns out  Armstrong and Aldrin — the entire time they were there — barely crossed  90 yards of moon!

Or superimposed on a baseball field.
To which, Neil Armstrong responds:

During my testimony in May I said, “Some question why Americans should  return to the Moon. “After all,” they say “we have already been  there.” I find that mystifying. It would be as if 16th century  monarchs proclaimed that “we need not go to the New World, we have  already been there.” Or as if President Thomas Jefferson announced in  1803 that Americans “need not go west of the Mississippi, the Lewis and  Clark Expedition has already been there.”  Americans have visited and  examined 6 locations on Luna, varying in size from a suburban lot to a  small township. That leaves more than 14 million square miles yet to  explore.

Read more here.

crookedindifference:

NPR: Apollo 11 Lunar Landing Map, superimposed on a soccer field

This is NASA’s version of everywhere Neil and Buzz went on the moon’s surface in 1969. The lunar landing vehicle, marked LM on the map, is at the center. You can click and look around at the details.

When you superimpose a soccer field on top of NASA’s map, it turns out Armstrong and Aldrin — the entire time they were there — barely crossed 90 yards of moon!

Or superimposed on a baseball field.

To which, Neil Armstrong responds:

During my testimony in May I said, “Some question why Americans should return to the Moon. “After all,” they say “we have already been there.” I find that mystifying. It would be as if 16th century monarchs proclaimed that “we need not go to the New World, we have already been there.” Or as if President Thomas Jefferson announced in 1803 that Americans “need not go west of the Mississippi, the Lewis and Clark Expedition has already been there.”  Americans have visited and examined 6 locations on Luna, varying in size from a suburban lot to a small township. That leaves more than 14 million square miles yet to explore.

Read more here.

~Thursday, December 9

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